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Fact, Fiction, and the Federal Land Sale

The senator behind a plan to sell millions of acres of federal land says his opponents are simply misinformed. Here’s what’s really in the proposal:

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Cole Noble
Jun 26, 2025
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The year is 2040, and you’re excited to take your son on his first ever camping trip.

You’ve been waiting for this day for a long time — and I mean a LONG time. It’s taken half a decade to get your $500 timed entry application to Citi Bank National Park and Preserve, the sole square mile of undeveloped land in the entire state.

Packing is a cinch! Since A…

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